Inquiring minds want to know...

Eve, do you have huge honkin' jugs now that you've been enhanced?

No, I simply had no boobs before, and now I have boobs, proportional to my frame. Photos will continue to crop up now that I am fully healed and presenting back to work - but professional photo shoots take planning and time.

Eve, where are you actually based?

I have a very reliable car and a lifetime of driving at least an hour to work anyway ( I grew up rural). I also have a master's degree, and yet to acquire the amount many of you provide for me based on our dates using that degree would have taken me at least a week after deductions for taxes and benefits. So I commute anywhere within a 2-5 hour's radius of NYC or Easton. I maintain two residences, one in both locations, and my interest/willingness to travel further distances grows when the date is longer or more lucrative. Where are you actually based? We can probably work something out.

Eve, what do you like in a man? Will you like my (_______physical characteristic)?

Men struggle to understand how malleable a woman's desire usually is. Remember that historically we were looking for someone who would not abandon us and our presumable babies to the lions. I am > 20 years old, deeply spiritual in an animistic/Buddhist sort of way, and understand the value of non-physical characteristics in a man - deep compassion for himself and others, generosity, wisdom, curiosity, openness. I am unlikely to even notice much else.

Is it okay that I'm older/retired? Do you like older men?

See above, but also, purrrrrr. I love a silver fox.

Is it okay that I'm younger (21+)? Do you like younger men?

I like them all, as long as they're gainfully employed and mature so as to be able to see me without hurting themselves. If you are a very young man, please don't overspend on me without investing in yourself.

Eve, I want to ______ your ______ and then ^%^&*%%%^ your A#$#@@@$$ and then and then and then and

Thanks for writing! I understand you are excited about the prospect of a date! Unfortunately I believe you have confused a "question" and an attempt at erotic literature

I love to make love in all the ways, but I cannot engage with you in this kind of deeply sexy discussion without a fee.

I am overjoyed to be back to work - thanks to all of you have welcomed me with open arms and wallets. I appreciate all the support I receive each day from my lovers and friends, big and small.