Want to try a little tenderness?
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You're the kind of guy that does your research. You want to make a safe investment and experience something as simple and sane as it is exciting. If there's anything I'm confident at - it's my ability to help you let your guard down.
​​​​​​​From the moment we meet, I'll do my spunky best to charm and disarm you. My affectionate nature will help you ease into a relaxed state quickly while we get to know each other. You can see the best parts of yourself reflected back to you in the loop of generosity and positive reinforcement we create together. No games here - just good times. ​​​
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I’ve been told I am smart, playful, and sensual. I am a literal coal miner's daughter from rural Pennsylvania and I enjoy sophistication, but not snobbery. I hate trite, meaningless escort copy and can't realistically claim to be particularly graceful but I would add that I'm also fun, compassionate and down to earth... I highly value radical honesty and straightforwardness. It's the Gemini in me that allows me to prepare an ensemble for an elegant Michelin starred meal as comfortably as I can put on my cutoffs and drink out of a shoe. However, I won't pretend to be someone I'm not no matter what environment I'm in (unless you specifically request it for fun and prepare me). I hope to cultivate a space where you don't feel like you need to be someone you're not, either.
I was previously in the US Army, graduated summa cum laude afterward, obtained my master's degree, completed a fellowship and became a healthcare worker. I've travelled extensively abroad and acquired a treasured vintage clothing and art collection. I was a writing tutor and won scholarship cash with my work. My proficiency at music trivia will shock and delight you. I live for a crungy guitar lick, trap beats, house and techno, psychedelic rock, metal music from hair to black, retro country, the list goes on.
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With me, you can take a moment to prioritize tenderness and connection.
I'm nurturing, passionate, mischievous - and insatiable.
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Call me Easy Eve?
If you've been dreaming of an incorrigible slut who's also an intrepid yes woman - I've arrived. Dinner date and a show? Museum? Expedition? Maybe never leaving bed? Let me whisper in your ear - with me, you get whatever you want.
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Some things I love: thoughtful slow talkers, travel, oysters, caneles, an old fashioned, neuroscience, Gustave Flaubert, Jimi Hendrix, black comedy, free weights, gastronomy in general, Philly sports fans (the fans, not the sports), Jean Paul Gaultier, online ephemera, dance music & sludge metal, iconoclasts & rebels, everything counterculture
It takes two to tango.
Let's dance.
I love serving as your companion and muse on outings, taking in culture, eating well and being hedonists. My passport is ready and I'm a competent guide when necessary (just ask). Allow me to spend time at your side laughing and touching while we explore your favorite destination... or whatever your heart desires.
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Eve Laurie is mobile throughout NYC, upstate NY/CT, northern NJ, the Lehigh Valley of PA, Philadelphia and others/FMTY on request. Excellent buddy for work trips and massaging your shoulders at the airport.