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Wishes

I love the princess treatment more than anything. Here's some information you can use to move me. 

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Birthday Month: June 

Height/Weight: 5'6/135 lbs 

Bust ?????? Enhancement 7/16/25, I know as much as you do

Size Medium/6 unless it's a sweatshirt in which case men's L please I want to swim in it :) 

Shoe: 9/39.5/42 (US/It/Eu)

Education: BS, MS, rehab sciences 

Favorite Restaurants (Lehigh Valley): Bolete, anywhere they do oysters with the teensy cup of mignonette. Next of Kin in Philly is a favorite for milk-washed cocktails. I love a farmer's market. 

Music: Psychedelia, classic rock, roots rock and alt country, blues, house/techno/EDM, trap, indie... 

Please please please, send...

  • Investment properties, stocks, bonds, and assets to protect me in old age :)

  • 2025 - donate >100 to $dsalehigh, a local organization helping the homeless, doing environmental cleanup and protecting my neighbors, I've officially created a game in which if you roll the dice on a donation to the DSA, I'll let you roll the dice with me and enjoy $ off, extra time, customs etc. 

  • I have a kid and a cat. I can't tell either of them where any gifts might have come from, but items that are either tuna flavored or would have gotten you excited as a young man are welcome :) 

  • Favorite stones include turquoise, malachite, black opals, lapis. I like both silver and gold. 

  • I look best in high cut bottoms if you choose to buy lingerie. 

  • Latex would be lovely - please message me for measurements if necessary. ​

  • I enjoy high quality leather goods and my everyday bags are from Friends of Hell leather on Etsy. I would probably  not hate it if you got me a vintage designer handbag in a color that is not brown. 

  • Etsy gift cards always appreciated.

  • Love vintage clothing and accessories and shopping in Philadelphia, NY, Lancaster and elsewhere for unique items in this category - utilize me as your personal shopper for the other women in your life you're trying to impress, or your main. I feel I'm pretty good at sourcing pretty high quality items, to quote Broad City, "the best stuff is always down a manhole," :) 

  • Cash is king. Venmo/Cashapp northbynw17

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 "If you ask me, something sinister lurks in men who avoid wine, games, the company of lovely women, and dinnertime conversation. Such people are either gravely ill or secretly detest everyone around them.”

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